This is a catagory that I added from another ALF fan who subited this. Thank you pablo dulalia shumway@i-way.com.ph
Since I'm also a trekker, I've hypothesized that Melmacians are related to Ferengi (The ears.). So I also offer:
The Rules of ALFquisition:
1. You can get away with anything if you're cute and fuzzy.
2. Profit is just a phone call away. (Just have Willy's credit card
ready.)
3. Even Melmacian holidays can spell profit.
4. Never quarrel with the cook.
5. Not all races appreciate their cats on a dinner plate.
6. When Trevor visits, hide the silver . . . and the tools, and the
TV, and the mower . . .
7. Don't waste prime-grade meat on a TV dream girl.
8. Use every one of your eight stomaches.
9. Binoculars plus neighbors equals profit.
10. Don't be a dentist in a world of four-toothed inhabitants.
11. Even someone with four teeth can be a glutton.
12. Unless your fridge has a lock, never ask a Melmacian to hide in
the kitchen.
