Appetizers
CALICO CAT PAWS
Lightly sauteed cat paws (declawed) in a delicately seasoned butter
sauce.
HAIRBALL FRITTERS
Premium hair from the exotic Russian Blue mixed into a delicious
batter and deep-fried to a light golden brown.
DEEP-FRIED CAT TAILS
Lightly battered tails of domestic cat deep-fried until crispy.
Soups
CREAM OF KITTEN SOUP
This home-style favorite is light and delicately seasoned with catnip
CALICO CHOWDER
A hearty soup with large chunks of cat and vegetables.
KITTEN GUMBO
A tomato base with kitten broth with garden-fresh vegetables and
pieces of cat.
Salads
SPINACH WHISKER SALAD
ORIENTAL SIAMESE SALAD
CHESHIRE SALAD
Entrees
BARBECUED BURMESE RIBS
Six large juicy ribs basted over an open flame with a tangy barbecue
sauce.
FELINE MIGNON
The choicest of premium Persian, snuggled in a blanket of bacon,
lightly sauteed and generously topped with a mouth-watering Bernaise
sauce. Served with delicately seasoned Tabby tots.
FELINE FRICASSEE
Assorted cat morsels sauteed in a white wine sauce served over
noodles and sprinkled with catnip.
CAT TAILS ALFREDO
Tender tails gently sauteed with noodles in a butter-garlic cream
sauce.
SIAMESE STIR FRY
Tasty chunks of tender Siamese kitten stir-fried with crisp oriental
vegetables.
CLEOPATRA'S FAVORITE
An exotic dish of roast Abyssinian delicately basted in a rich
Persian sauce richly garnished with Tibetan Temple Cat Tails.
Desserts
MANX MOUSSE
RASPBERRY REX PUDDING
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